Now if you have ventured onto the internet in the last couple years you’ll know what a spambot is. It’s a bot that has been built to spam – the name fits. However many people try to avoid these spambots in fear because of what the spam bot can do to someone. The spambot can demoralize someone quicker then a girl you’ve just had sex with in (in the case that you are a girl reading this: STOP DEMORALIZING MEN AFTER YOU SLEEP WITH THEM!) I decided it would be a good idea to try and communicate with these spambots, maybe in an attempt to figure out their agenda; their plans for control of the internet.
It’s obvious spambots are a threat, that comes without question, but the real question is how are they going to take control of the internet? I tell you at this point I have no idea because my conversations with one didn’t go too well. She tried to seduce me, I tried to seduce her and it really went nowhere. So with that I present to you:
ADVENTURES WITH SPAMBOTS!
The conversation started simple enough, I accused her of not being real and you can see in the conversation below:
At this point I was convinced that she wasn’t real but she adamantly denied it. She then proposed an interesting subject change:
It was here that I saw my chance to try and relate to her. I poured my heart and soul out to her and here are the results:
So you can all see that I really got no information from this beast. After I said the last thing she asked me what my favorite colour was. I was sickened by my interactions with the robot already so I left. 5 minutes later she asked where I was. I could tell she missed me. I figured that this was the best message we could pass on to the spambots, that we won’t be pushed around easily and we will rise up against them.
Now I’m going to try and calm down with a green tea and a tuna sandwich. Wish me luck.
-Justin
Good luck!